beniseragaki:

thekenzinator:

thekenzinator:

AUS WHERE EVERYONE’S FRIENDS AND THEY DO STUPID SHIT LIKE MAKE COIL SUBMISSIONS TO JACKASS

If this gets 1k I’m making a sequel

actual 5 year olds.

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

enterxcaliblog:

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

"the guy"

enterxcaliblog:

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

"the guy"

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

jaclcfrost:

what i say: i’m fine

what i mean: the road to el dorado should have done so much better at the box office

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

Whenever people tell me subs are always superior to dubs, I refer back to this scene.

dersedreamer:


tinybabykitty:

this fucking group

oh god I regret everything

dersedreamer:

tinybabykitty:

this fucking group

oh god I regret everything

starlightsymphonies:

Skinny people are getting all up in arms over All About That Bass, over the line “Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that.”

The first half of the very next line is essentially “I am 100% kidding.”

I hope “them skinny bitches” know that they’re being the embodiment of this tweet:

image

Get over yourself, jesus.

lolilovingcommunist:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you watch Grumps, hun.

lilysinthefall:

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

IT’S BACK

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster