chaophile:

I was tagged by kkstealshands.
Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer questions the tagged set for you in their post then make 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SENPAI. AUDIBLE GASP

tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly

A question tag?… HONK :0)

chaophile:

I was tagged by chaophile.
Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer questions the tagged set for you in their post then make 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them
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Questions:

1. Favorite pastry? Too many to choose from, ahhh
2. Guilty pleasure show? Idek, probably Girl Code
3. Fav OTP? Karezi, SoMa, et cetera. I just LOVE ships in general. uwu
4. Who’s your senpai? callie-nohpee is my senpai <5
5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Yes.
6. Which 3 people would you fuck, marry and kill? I would fuck no one, marry Kathy-Chan, and kill a thing.
7. Are you a fan of the spice girls? Totez
8. When did you sell your soul to satan? When I was a fetus, hbu
9. Favorite animal? drAGOnsssss. Or cats. Idek
10. Have you ever pissed yourself? If so, tell me the story. When I was 8, my brother decided to randomly jump over the couch, and he scared the piss out of me. Literally.

 I thought it was 11 questions. It’s okay, though. I enjoy answering things uwu
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My questions: 

1. Favorite food?

2. Do you like dragons?

3. How do I do the thing?

4. Favorite color?

5. Who is your senpai?

6. Favorite band?

7. Can I touch your face?

8. Do you want to summon Satan?

9. What is your OTP?

10. Favorite Tumblr user?

11. 3 facts about your hella rad self?

Tag List (you don’t have to do it btw):
callie-nohpee , somebody600 , jawslightning , sora-king-of-hearts , iamepictaco, rooftop-shadow, kkstolemyhands, and I will stop there bc I am hella lazy uvu;

"Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face."
-Andrea Gibson, Pansies (via penawn)
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Urgent security update

support:

Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

stridering:

stridering:

"do your homework"

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

bulululu:

emilinipumpkinpie:

Ellen is the Queen of the World

HOW THE FUCK COULD SOMEONE NOT LOVE ELLEN? SHE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS FUCKING WORLD ILY ELLEN

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

radianq:

wow i didn’t mean to delete the original post sorry

radianq:

wow i didn’t mean to delete the original post sorry

1innea:

embers-in-the-rain:

remarkable.

10 bucks says he has fashioned that into a dildo at least twice and fucked someone with it